Rules for dating my daughter application
But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the queen of her universe. Rule Eight: My daughter has been raised to respect herself, so keep your hands to yourself.
If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth. Offending body parts will be removed by me with a dull spoon. She does not have Hasbro, Mattel or any other toy company tattooed on her person.
If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my _____________ C. The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is ____________________ E. Do you plan to attend a Catholic or Christian College? ____________ I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, CRUCIFIXION, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, AND RED HOT POKERS.
If I were shot, the last place on my body I would want to be wounded is in the _____________ B.
You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck.She has a kind heart and I will not have you make my her cry; if she does, I will make you cry. She was raised that family comes first and until there is a ring on her finger, I am her family, not you.